Saturday, February 26, 2011

Brace Yourself...

Napoleon Dynamite - "Why do you got your hood on like that?" 

Pedro - "Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see." 

Napoleon Dynamite - "I know what you mean."

Perhaps you're wondering...did I lose a bet? No. Did I do it because of after months of planning and research I found that with the shape of my head I would look best bald? Nope. Did I take a Nazerite vow? Wrong again sir. Did I do it in hopes of looking like Peter Furler or Billy Corgan? Maybe Just a little. I have no logical explanation as to why I did it. But I did it. 

I hope no one makes fun of me or else I will have to curse them and call down bears to come and maul them Elisha style. (: ) 


1 comment:

  1. ummmmmmmmmmmmmm............. wow...... i have nothing else to say